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Pureblooded Delusions

Last night I was witness to maybe one of my favorite awkward momentsi We're at the airport and this nervous/sweaty man kept asking me if the plane from Houston had landed. He's sitting across from the board, but I humor him. He then buys roses, candy, and a bear from the vending machines. He asks if I think she'll like it. How would I know dude? Then this lady walks out holding hands with a man and stops in hertracks.“ yep, that‘s who sweaty man has been waiting for. She kept asking, "what are you doing here? This is so weird of you!" He gives her the roses, chocolate, and a teddy bear and she's in shock. Her man is like, who is this sweaty man? Epic. The last I saw sweaty had sulked away realizing he made his move wayvvvv too late!

This is some reality TV type shit

11 year old hacked Swiss bank and transferred his father $75 billion.     ‘ Marco  w wmllnrl  Is this too much to ask for in a son?? ;.

The son we all dreamed of having. Why can’t they all be like this?

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Tofu is only for vegans

That last line though…

God loves his children, yeah…

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Haha thanks mom

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