Me playing a new game in 2070: "How do | reload again?"  Kid: "It's Alt+F4"     I was there when it was written

I hope keyboard still a thing then.

He's not wrong.

Me in a photo taken at the party  ”err  Me in my mirror

Dragonbom: 'steps foot on the riverbank'  Mudcrab:

My cat disruptin my breathing so I wi I wake up and feed him at 5AM

When the cat chooses to sit next to you in a room full of people

Me: “I'll do it at 6” Time: *6:05*  Me: “Wow, looks like | gotta wait until 7 now"

when you just get home and immediately get yelled at by your parents

When Kou're out of stimpacks  but t at DeathClaw has it coming.