*a new toothpaste is released*  Dentists:

9 out of 10 recommends!

Google on Google on Men's day Women's day

Happy woman’s day!

Indian sigma grindset!!

When you reach for lube in the dark and accidentally grab Vicks VapoRub

Death by snu snu!

Ohh yaas!!

Her: All your dreams have meanings  My dreams:

Pepsi!

They Live on me! They use all my <e souvces I.!  They take  Humans ave so damn unFaithFuU                             and make a chocoLate calLed  MARS!  my cocoa plants ll MINEH

Outrageous!

Why so much hate for cyclists!?

LordPetty @Iordpetty_  My girlfriend could tell I was holding some shit back one time by my breathing pattern. She literally said “your breathing is off, what's up?".  Don’t lie to women.

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