That's gonna leave a mark..

HBO Max - We Got the Wombats

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Still salty about those menu changes...

@ Kristin  @fencheeks  5 years ago, I quit my job at Applebee‘s to do comedy. Today, Ijust started  working at that same exact Applebee's. Shit didn't really work out for me

Had me in the first half

Welcome to Maine

Googly eyes make everything better.

Pro tip: never check it!

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"I will do it tomorrow"

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