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Acceptance

MAN DIVORCES WIFE FOR SERVING HIM  INSTANT NOODLES THREE TIMES A DAY  A man in India ﬁled for divovce fvom his wife after he got fed up getting served Maggi instant noodles ray breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  PHILIPPINE

This is all I eat back in college

‘ Meaghan Oppenheimer O ' @MoppyOpps  lhad a tiny tiny blocked pore that nobody but me could possibly notice but don’t worry guys I fucked with it for 20 minutes and now it’s a massive welt of raw skin that everyone will definitely notice 34 Igot this

Ah yes, looks much better now

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Hey Terry

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Land of the fee.

Daniel Lawson @DamelLavﬂQQS  Disabled parking should only be valid during business hours 9 to 5 Monday Friday.  I cannot see any reason why people with genuine disabilities would be out beyond these times,  Jennifer Lee Rossrnan \ .- (m_JenLRossmon  We‘re disabled, Daniel, we‘re not werewolveS

It’s 5:15, get back in your cage

When you washing the dishes but your mom still yelling about how no one helps her clean

That guilt tripping is for immature people who shouldn’t have kids.

Old dog by the fireplace

7 Lisa Britton v , @LisaBritton Did you know that:  The suicide rate for boys & girls is the same until 10 years old  At 10 -14,boys become 2x more likely to die by suicide  15 - 19, they become 4x more likely to die by suicide  20 - 25, 5x more likely...  Shouldn’t we, as a society, do something about this?  1,I'\A|—\n‘ Ann,LﬂA ... «u,,,z,,:.-u,,,,,

Real talk

7‘ Ricky Gervais a ‘ @rickygervais  As you probably guessed, I’m not a religious person, but my favourite line in The Bible is “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” It basically means “Oh, shut the fuck up. You’re a cunt too sometimes.” Thanks Jesus.

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