, l J; Josh on the Radio g  ill, , @JoshMRadio  I like to help people find things by pointing out that its gotta be around here somewhere.

Excellent strategy. Also highly effective is the question, where was the last place you saw it

Man arrested after trying to fight family because someone ate his chicken       l  Sandor Clegane O «a fuckmekingBQ  I‘m not saying he was right or wrong, all I'm saying is I understand.

You don't steal a man's porkchop

Just another day in florida

THE MﬂST SATISFYING ADULT SENTENBEI  “YEAH. I’M NﬂT GOING T0 Ill] THAT”

I like that part

Cissy  uMnssngo Today 11‘. 44        Maybe you should Czech the fridge... I‘m RUSSdIII m the knunen' Is there any Turkey?!! WI: Have mun: mm H. 3 I'nMrr-H'y m1“ 3 Id yr-I m' 319er r: Ew there is Nomay you can eat that... Hiram: “ -< ursH " -. Dchvored But I'm Havana good  time :(

They should Sweden the stuff in the fridge to make it more palatable

When someone asks me to be more responsible      l'cbuld. but I can": Well car: but won't. Should maybe. but shorn't‘

Shorn't

fran @_fsabe  Having a boyfriend is great because I always have someone to gossip to and he won’t tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the ﬁrst place

She is a marriage material

“What could be better than having kids  Me:

Peace of mind

UberFacts 0 @UberFacts  When Charles Darwin made a list of the pros and cons of marriage, the pros included: "constant companion and a friend in old age... better than a dog anyhow"  The cons: "less money for books" and "terrible loss of time"

Married his cousin..

When your girl starts an argument as soon as you turn on your P85

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