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“Could you hold our popcorn? We kind of have a little bet going.”

Watts your best guess?

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Simpler Times

Shout out to all the Dads out there holding it down.

Indeed

Let's do parkour at an intersection.

Mercury talking to Bowie, 1985

Before the Infinity stones we had these bad boys.

JC adventure

It's my birthday guys, i wish for cursed image

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