When you summon yourself 3 times in front of the mirror and then you appear. Poof! Magik!

The best answer

Employers:  "Please consider leaving a 20% tip for our valued I  employee!"  "Please pay our employees for us so we don’t have to!" '

Every place asks for tips now. Not just restaurants

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Mountain climbing?

*over analyzes situation *immediately overreacts *everything turns out fine  Me:     0h deny, I do msn I hadn't cuea’m much

Sigh

CALLING YOURSELF NON-BINARY ~ ‘- CATEGORIZES ‘ EVERYONEINTO BINARY 0R NON-BINARY, CREATING A BINARY SYSTEM WHICH MAKES  YOU BINARY AGAIN

There's a flaw in the system

Call me Donatello. A I'm named after him.  The Renaissance sculptor.

Donatello

DO NOT USE / ELEVATOR .  .4'  " USE WATER  C?

Be smart people

Introverts preparing to ask the waitress for extra ketchup

It's hard, honestly.

Milky way above white sands by Jaxson Pohlman

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