There goes the pizza

Rollercoaster

Sparrow’s final trip to the park this afternoon. Love you bud…thanks for 12 great years.

TR Industrial tmo 140 TR Industrial TRBBSOS Electric Jack Hammer for Demolition, 60-Joules, ETL Listed  Loading images.“  $24997  FREE Shlpplng  Get $60 off instantly: Pay $189.97 upon approval for the Amazon.com Store Cards  Arrives: Tuesday, June 23 Details  Fastest delivery: Monday, June 22 Detalls  In Stock.  Brandon  *iiﬁt Landlord told me to get my "*’ so I did Rewewed in the United States onJune 10,2020  Bought this after my landlord told me I had to move out after missing just one payment. I told him it was due to this global pandemic but jerks will be jerks. I decided after a few hours of drinking my sorrows away that the only way to get over it is to do exactly what he told me to do. I was going to move out and take my *"** with me (as long as Its within that 1 week time frame). "This ungrateful son of a m“ is going to tell me to get my things and to get out but he forgot one important fact." I with my own hard earned money had a high dollar In ground swimming pool Installed In the backyard. I even ran the Idea of installing it with my piece of trash landlord who I quote said "that's a great idea because it will increase the property value" I showed him a really fancy swimming pool in a catilog detailed with marbled stones and a fancy schmancy water fall for the aesthetic. He was the one who said to go for It and yes I had that swimming pool installed and yes it was a big investement. And guess what, buckaroo? I'm not going to sit back and let some sneezeball bank out on the hard work I put into that piece of property so I ordered this here Jackhammer to neutralize the injustices I was going through. My younger brother and I spent the next afternoon cracking through this beautiful swimming pool. You should have seen the neighbors face when they saw my little brother on top of the waterfalljacking down onto the beautifully detailed marble stone that casted me a kIdney to have put In. This wasjust day one of the one week I had to move out so I was going to make the most of It, After an afternoon of absolutely destroying this son of a ***** | posted about my situation on facebook. 3 or 4 hours later I‘m getting hundreds of DM's from people I don't even know who want to help out in any way. My post had gone viral. I guess the idea of a landlord moving someone out during a global pandemlc didn't sit well with folks. I got drunk again that evening when my little brother made me just about pi" myself laughing. He told me to reply to everyone who messaged me with the following. "To be honest I don't need money or even a place to stay. But if you want to help me out in this dire situation you can come to (my address) and come and pee in this pool" the pool was now a big hole in the ground full of water and chunks of the pools remains. I wasn't expecting what happened after this though. Car after car started pulling up and eventually the entire neighborhood block was clogged up with supporters. It had to have been at least a couple hundred people because I mean this was a BIG deal. Before I could even say anything shoulder to shoulder people were gathered around the pool unleashing their unholy bladder into the pool, People even brought coolers full of mountain dew so that folks could go pee for round 2. It was like a Sunday morning church gathering because people brought their children and their grandparents for the bond potty. This was also about gender equality so we did have some women squaters pee in the now putrid cess pool. After just 30 minutes of people urinating the smell engulfed the area. One man gagged so audibly that it set off a chain reaction of people vomiting. So now we had people projectile puking up a storm. Luckily there was a hole in the ground so that we didnt get undigested griund beef on my landlords precious grass. He wouldnt like that very much. I sware the water in this pool was now thicker than oatmeal. Luckily I already had all of my things packed away into a uhaul truck so me and my younger brother took off. We didnt even bother telling the people emptying themselves out into the pool to leave And don't worry we  didn‘t forqet about our trustee iackhammer. We named him Frederick,

Madlad left a special surprise for his landlord

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And that’s when they stopped calling me son…

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Horses to the right people

The Montparnasse derailment, , Paris 1895.

7.5 Earthquake in Peru

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There goes the pizza

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Rollercoaster

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Sparrow’s final trip to the park this afternoon. Love you bud…thanks for 12 great years.

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Madlad left a special surprise for his landlord

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And that’s when they stopped calling me son…

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Horses to the right people

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The Montparnasse derailment, , Paris 1895.

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7.5 Earthquake in Peru

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This is why they strike

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