Lactose intolerant people when you drop an atomic bomb near them:

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Who is old enough? The guy from Fraggle Rock in Boondock Saints

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Lactose intolerant people when you drop an atomic bomb near them:

fullmetalfranck

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A game for the whole family

nuken999

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Karen in a car

reysey

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The beatles - no one reads the title.

knudrgl

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Who is old enough? The guy from Fraggle Rock in Boondock Saints

harshlheel12

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Wasp it even a true story? It c'ant bee.

garrettkingseo

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I'm not like the others

ibaza040

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Don’t add me tiny worm

terreemturpin2

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Damn these... prices

the_empty_boi

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