Wife: You can't use big words during our arguments when you don't even know what they mean  Me: Honey you're over—ejaculating  Wife: STOP IT

Honey

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Ain't that the truth

when you hlttln It from behind and she keeps forgetting that your name Isnt Help

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent  gtaﬁjg