Her: here's your P85  Me: where'd u get the money? Her: uhm..social media  Her social media:

Looking for gf

FACTS by Gull  Daniel Radcliffe wore the same dirty hat and jacket for six months to frustrate paparazzi because the pictures would always look "old" and couldn't be sold.

Nice move

*couple arguing in Walmart*  Female: "FUCK YOU, THATS WHY YOU ATE MY ASS MARCUS"  MARCUS: "BFI'CH YOU ATE MINES TOO"

Not infront of my Kids..

Gentle reminder

Biology Teacher: "Where is the frog we        wanted to dissect?"  That one French kid:  ‘ \ F

Bring It Back !

Can't get this out of my mind

You gotta outlive your enemys

My gf waking up: 'I think this time you choked mealitﬂetoomuch. howlonghavelbeen passed out’?‘

Just in case..

Her watching me get undress before I beat the sonic coins out of her

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Nice move

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Not infront of my Kids..

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Gentle reminder

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Bring It Back !

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Can't get this out of my mind

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You gotta outlive your enemys

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Just in case..

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Getting ready for Business

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Miss that feeling