Since I can't afford gas, I'll just go out and buy a $60k e}etric car.

Finally a solution

Kids today couldn’t handle the pain of takin one of these bad boys to the

Good old pain

Guys with mustaches like this have 125% chance of stealing your girl

The strongest force on earth is whatever holds 5—Iitre buckets together

Believe in yourself as much as this girl believes in her shirt's

please PLEASE always recycle your death metal logos, wildlife can get stuck in them and have trouble getting free

Housing Market be like:  1 bedroom w/ AC on open lot.  $180,000