y," _ . toxic king 9 @777jorgeivan  This girl on Instagram posted her plane ticket and I called and cancelled herflight  6:49 AM , 05/12/22 - Twitter Web App  11.8K Retweets 1,840 Quote Tweets 220K Likes

We live in a world!

My toddler’s daycare apparently uses the “clean up” song. My husband and I discovered this yesterday when we started singing it and it activated our kid like she was a sleeper agent and she immediately started putting her toys away.

‘On’ switch …

(NSFW) What's the best thing that happened to you in truth or dare?  Dlscussion  In hlgh school. I was dared to play "gay chicken". which IS where two stralght guys pretend to be gay. and the first one to chtcken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn. and neither one of us wanted to lose.  We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon. |'m gomg to start to suspect that he's actually  gay  Ma Q 22 7a

Hate it when that happens...

*Something witty*

Goodbye mate

Choose difficulty

The moment you can't stop laughing

For a generation that can't "find a good man" You ladies sure are pregnant 3 lot.

Single moms

We need someone to play a horrible Father.  John Noble:  c»  o . A

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