This carpet hasnt been changed since many years and now it shows the shortest path to the fridge?

You can fix it easily by burning the uggly carpet outside.

It does? It doesn't? Do you always end sentences with upward inflections?

Grandma style pattern.

That is absolutely amazing thank you so much for sharing

There was a school who did ze pflastersteine after the people meid ze ways with the haxn so u can make te same :)

A carpet in the kitchen?

Its beautiful

... or toilet, exit, fetish room ... whatever

Or from the sun maybe idk