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My peepee is a what now?!!?!

Alexa, do the vaccine for covid19 chip has a microphone in it?

well my mouse is a tracking device, but not how you mean it



Fair


most of you fuckers are putting all your fucking life story along with all your data an facebook/twitter anyway

It's like when I was a cashier and sometimes we would have to do conduct postal code surveys. These were so the company knew where customers are coming from to visit that store, it's helpful because then a company can decide whether to open a new store in a different area. No one has to give us their postal code when we ask, so it was fine when people said no. But others would get really defensive and/or rant about it being a privacy invasion, after they just completed a transaction with their credit card... :/ just say no and walk away, no body has time for your tin-hat theories and paranoia.

Micro-chip injected in vaccine in order to control people with 5G signal. After we all get vaccine they will build 5G tower and then plankton will get secret formula.


yes