Glad I didn't take the lift

SPoTiFy WrApPeD

Time to relax with a glass of wine from a lot of zoom meeting

Welp, that’s enough weird shit for today

26 or 27

Thanks Alot, Roomba. >:|

Stepmom be like "LOL Mrs. Clause was busy so she sent elf!"

Recognize that you aren't healthy

It's that time of year again

It’s a baby shower and the “father” brings lawyer and prove that he isn’t the father and it’s the chubby guy at the end, exposing his “wife” in front of everyone