Well that’s not how you are supposed to fly. The Red Bull commercials are not real mate

Too soon ?

Surprising find in ancient Roman temple

Physics teacher : what's 40m/s + 30m/s? Me: 70  Physics teacher :         70\what? Apples? Bananas?!

Bananas

:ll'll71  Singaporean Professor Lectures for 2 Hours, Dies Inside After Realizing He was Muted the Whole T'Ime

Oooooh

E: kimo: “If I did not know about God and sin,  would I go to hell?  Priest: “No, not if you did not know.”  Eskimo: “Then why did you tell me?”

Then why did you tell him?

What bike is that?

Steve Trendall @cpfccomedy  lwork with a Chinese guy called Kim and one time we were having a drink and I said to him  "Do you ever get fed up of  westeners saying that all Chinese people look the same"?  He replied "Kim's at the bar getting drinks, I‘m his wife" 12 51pm 18 Dec18

Wait what

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Um wut

110 horsepower VS 1 rhinopower? I like those odds, hold my beer.

USA: In God we trust France: Liberté, égalité, fraternité  Bulgaria: