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didgery

Thought you'd banded your bollocks at first

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crowboi

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hans_wurst_4711

Instructions unclear, got it wrapped around my dick and ran with a huge, lasting erection.

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sowonderfuk

But why , if you have this ?

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asparagoosagus1

Here’s another neat life hack. Put rubber bands tight around your scrotum, more and more and more and more, slowly making it tighter and tighter and tighter. Eventually all the blood will leave your balls and then it’ll be a simpler matter to cut your own balls off Hope that helps

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justinplaschev

Who are you running from?

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misterenderson

Good advice, but how come is it funny?

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kingfofo666

pretty good advice

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malisaleez

Pretty sure it will still flap and smack you in the nut

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zyklop3

me, an advanced human being and more intelectual:

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