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Flex tape can't fix that

I surprised my Girlfriend at work this morning Came up behind her and kissed her on the neck She Laughed and said “Mike stop you know we’re at work” My name is Brandon

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nordicurse

twist: wrong girl - gf shows up and so does Mike - murder ensues

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ms_harada

At least he knows now...

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tehcomma

Better this way sooner rather than later after marriage and kids.

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ledog3

Someone is gonna get yeeted

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sergeantpsycho

You know what else flex tape can't fix? Your cropping skills.

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deaconfrosties

Women all have a work husband I promise you

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tonter

Oof Brandon

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