My kids love to finger paint

after the entire class fingers paint

Nobody has the name paint. This is just dumb

Wtf

True story, I was in art class with a dude named Clay, and the teacher asked repeatedly "do you like the feeling of clay in your hands?" and such things as "it's important to get the clay nice and soft before getting it in shape". We were 14. We laughed and laughed and laughed... Poor Clay...

First time in a long time that I actually laugh from a post. Good job OP