My drunk friend, afraid that someone would write something on his face while he slept, took a surfboard from a friend and went to sleep behind a dune, for 5 hours, we went from the beach to the hospital.
It would have made more sense if you were from the hemisphere.
Someone should put some salt on him makes the crackling perfect
He's too pissed to care.
The man is a low IQed Conservative who doesn't believe in the power of the sun. Jesus will protect him