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keklels

Quick thinking

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iraklisalea

Those were very expensive toys when i was a kid. (Not the drugs)

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drym74

Good bakery

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jadenfreeman

That’s silly. I passed with flying colors. Every test was positive.

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tonus_peronus

Wait, eating poppyseed can give you a false heroin positive?

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venomus_prime

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doomslay3r

Andrew Rousso?

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mrrboto

Drugs work. Otherwise people won't take them

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krautundbrei

Shrooms

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lewd_morpheus

For weed you can say you took some medical CBD oil, they can also trick a normal pee drug test into thinking you smoked a joint. No idea about the cocaina mate

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