Everyday

Let us dads take shits in peace

Be proud, the harder the smell, the harder your dad

Then don't go to bathroom to brush your teeth.

when "kick in" is kick in (was better in my head)

I time when I was little, I was nauseas. However, I hated that feeling and even tried to throw up to no avail. After an hour of back an forth between the toilet and my bed, I decided to just wash my face one last time and go to bed. Unbeknownst to me, my father was in the toilet just a couple of minutes ago. Literally one second after stepping in the bathroom, I threw up. It was quite funny to me how instant that was, and I was quiet relieved actually.

https://i.memeful.com/media/post/kRQrpmd_700wa_0.gif

Best option if you choose or build a house is a separate toilet with window, very common in France

*sign* Tell your dad to spend very little to buy it then ?