My life!

a haiku for any 9gag OP: you like dick so much sucking it spring to winter why are you so geh

I might be wrong, but isn't haiku:5-7-5 worded?

Bunch of hookers and cocaine...!

It's supposed to have a reference to seasons and an object

Get more rest You spent it all Train your core muscles This isn't a haiku, just the most likely answers.

It's snowing on mount fuji

I wanna die

Another wank won’t hurt anyone

That's exactly what I was thinking all day long :/

Poop