a haiku for any 9gag OP: you like dick so much sucking it spring to winter why are you so geh
I might be wrong, but isn't haiku:5-7-5 worded?
Bunch of hookers and cocaine...!
It's supposed to have a reference to seasons and an object
Get more rest You spent it all Train your core muscles This isn't a haiku, just the most likely answers.
It's snowing on mount fuji
I wanna die
Another wank won’t hurt anyone
That's exactly what I was thinking all day long :/