God Wills it.

Duez VULT.... HA .... GOT EEEEEM

Henry VIII had a huge cod piece because he had syphilis and any pressure on his groin hurt like a bitch

Because sometimes, when you're killing people, you get hard

@the_swordman would love this post. Long live the crusaders.

BOOSTO!

Yes yes sure it's a joke I get it. But just for the people who are interested in detail history context: by the time this kind of armor existed there has been no "official" crusade going on anymore.