Duez VULT.... HA .... GOT EEEEEM
Henry VIII had a huge cod piece because he had syphilis and any pressure on his groin hurt like a bitch
Because sometimes, when you're killing people, you get hard
@the_swordman would love this post. Long live the crusaders.
Yes yes sure it's a joke I get it. But just for the people who are interested in detail history context: by the time this kind of armor existed there has been no "official" crusade going on anymore.