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Waiters exists so the client can feel important, having a lackey to order. And some people (yes, rude people) feel even more important when they can despise or yell at the lackeys. It's sad, but it's an inherent part of their social function. If everyone was completely closed to the seduction of having a lackey, waiters wouldn't exists anymore: every restaurant would be a self-service and it would be actually more efficient that way. Being a waiter is a bullshit job, and being yelled at is part of why clients feel the social need to have a waiter attending to their table. If you don't like it: go do something actually useful instead of being a waiter.
I miss the good ol' Jim !
Then theres my country, you go into the restaurant, sit down to browse the menu, after a few minutes the waiter approaches, you make eye contact he looks like hes about to murder you, you feel the need to apologize after every sentence you say, he leaves with your order, you are glad that you are still alive
I’ve had shitty waiters before that provided terrible service before, I don’t yell at them but it can be frustrating on both sides
Jim looks like Scorpion
a microwave does what you set it to do. a waiter can fuck up your order or just ignore you and make you wait. sometimes you need to yell at a waiter because he totally deserves it.
Also restaurants: Empty space/yell at people: it's reservation only! Same empty space/waiter: are you here to eat? Guest: do you have anything vegetarian?/ NO! Can I have this without..../NO! Waiting time of 1h+ for simple dish Prices are not correct Wrong order after an hour Hidden charges Ask 5 staff members for toilet key ...
did you ever waited 1 hour for your food while ungry ...chut up and get out of the couch
Meanwhile waiting your food at restaurant you hear microwave ding and 20sec later waitress/waiter bringing your food.