Stop placing the tips of text balloons on top of people's mouths.

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It's that time of the week again.

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"Try not to fight but win anyways. It's awesome when it works"

Don't fall ETH, don't fall!

I'll see myself out...

SEGA for the last 15 years

Oh, look. Two new gravy boats!

Wholesome

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Adam noooo

Take on me acapella. This guys have fun!

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