Eddie knows when to Murph

and that is why you should always get a prenup

Get blocked, repost whore

3mins to repost, well done you.

I want pussy payments

who's johnny?

johnny who?

M: "Darling I love you" W: "I love you too, let's get married" M: "Let's get a prenup" W:" What?! You don't love me?" M:" I do, that is why I trust you enough to sign a contract that is mostly in your favor. So why don't you trust me to sign a prenup? Feels like YOU don't love me for me, but for the money." W:" ... " M:" That's what I thought. I would rather die alone, than go through the shit my divorced friends went to. FUCK THAT.

Nobody DESERVES this kind of money.

I pay the house mortgage where my ex-wife lives. I myself live in a rented apartment. But at least I didn't lose millions which is nice.