Let’s a fucking go!!
At least one party that is not filled with clowns!
I'm sure if you'd have 4 CPUs on hardest lvl playing against each other and made political choices depending on who wins the next mini game then most of the time the outcome better than real Politicians. Sure it will suck if we go to war with China just because Wario managed to win the burning jumping rope but still I think it's worth a try!