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pink_mofo

Roman Centurion: First I nail the nazarene, then I nail your mom.

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freeraynman

God and jesus are the same in christianity....hence christianity.

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stop_bully

Btw it wasn’t romans, it was Jews that tortured Jesus with their sick twisted ritual. Only the messed up mind of a Jew would be able to come up with a method of maximizing pain and suffering. Such a disgusting race of people.

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bestellingalias

Jesus was a carpenter so he probably knew what a nail was.

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hadesthirteenth

Jesus could have had another job since it wouldnt affect his message, for example a herder or farmer. However, God wanted the ending to be ironic so he was a carpenter and ended getting nailed to some 2x4s with the same nails he might have used for work. This teaches us not to forget our where we came from.

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