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locks

Chuck Norris can fold a sheet of paper more than 7 times

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mq4b

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he isn't pushing himself up, he is pushing the world down

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bendtner_banter

Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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crowjudgesyou

I missed those chuck Norris jokes…

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wallmartischeap

Chuck norris doesnt read books. He stares at them and get the information he wants.

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oktoberfest

He counted to the end of infinity. Twice

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titanicous

He once went to the sun and stays for two nights.

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tgrube82

Chuck Norris can email a round house kick

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semarinkura

Chuck Norris fucks men. Not because he's gay. Because he already had all women. Twice.

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9bayli

He did a race with time ..he finished the race .time ia still running

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