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xbeelzebub

That's a goose

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jcpty

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_patrickbateman

That's a goose

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daredoubledare

Captain here. They knew each other from when grandma was younger: a ballerina dancing by Swan Lake. (I know that that's a goose.)

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viktornowar

I am a goooooooose

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puhscrusha

So I guess peace WAS an option after all

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aleandersky

Swan Stoo Sfree Sfor Sfife Ssex Ssephen Sate Snein Stan Smeth.

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lecavin

It's not a swan, it's a duck

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dreadknought

OP, take the dick out of your mouth, open a CHILDREN'S book, and learn what different animals look like and their names.

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maddogmatt44

This is why OP's always suck dick. Can't even tell the difference between a Goose and a Swan

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