Actually they wondering why you beat your meat to the windows logo.
They wonder why my homework folder takes up half the disk and all the .txt files in it are unopenable
Believe me they know My mom knew it from first day Maybe it's because I do it while we take a shower together But still
I never understood why you guys never re-arranged your room that way
oh they know you moron. they know
You think the parents want to bring on the table the fact that you were beating your meat? You think they didn't know what you were doing? Of course they knew! You sitting there, pants half down, shirt pulled over your stiff meat. Nobody want's to have that conversation. Especially if it's your dad, he knows and understands full well what you are doing. If it's your mom and your dad never told her any facts of "how fucking horny men are", then she might actually say something.
wait until we become parents and see the kids naked with VR on
no they don't they know exactly that you were wanking they know as you know they'll bang the same night trying to cover their moaning, hoping you won't hear this