This could also be considered a roast. "Nice tats. Did your mom choose them for you?"
There are better ways to say that you have tattoos. For example just say it...
Mmmmmm ye right.
How can she write this if she was dying at that moment? Is she a ghostwriter?
of course, it's from tumblr.
Sure Rebecca, we trust you.
This post made me blow my brains out.