This guy is such a loser. Also, me.
I'm still waiting for someone to call me so I'll know what my damn ringtone sounds like.
My phone having 0 notifications is my absolute favorite thing to see on my phone.
what's the point of this? not even pretending it is humorous in any way? just pushing depression suggestions? hm
I may make this my home screen
I'm not broke, but the rest is me
I get many messages. About extending the car warranty, enlarging my penis. The question is how do they know?
Ha, I'm not that broke
Just do what I do, run off of pure hatred. It’s a great energy giver
No keys for me