24 Comments
prince_of_peace
I'm still waiting for someone to call me so I'll know what my damn ringtone sounds like.
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xishittpin
My phone having 0 notifications is my absolute favorite thing to see on my phone.
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uid6336
what's the point of this? not even pretending it is humorous in any way? just pushing depression suggestions? hm
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ooh_a_nickel
I may make this my home screen
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curbkillaz
I'm not broke, but the rest is me
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neutravlad
I get many messages. About extending the car warranty, enlarging my penis. The question is how do they know?
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kosheratheist
Ha, I'm not that broke
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chillycanadian
Just do what I do, run off of pure hatred. It’s a great energy giver
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virtualex
No keys for me
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This guy is such a loser. Also, me.