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floreadaniel62

Especially when you were expecting a dozen rows to be affected.....

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deep_cotton

Ain't that the truth

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double_cheh

SQL isnt a programming language, it's litterally in the name

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schlawiener4711

DELETE FROM table; WHERE id = 123; Syntax error near "WHERE id ..." Fuck

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krazygagger

That never happens. All the noobs making that joke never worked with large datasets. When you run such a query that affects records in the order on 100s of thousands, it takes a lot of time to execute. You will be lucky to get it complete and get an answer even within a few mins on a decent server. Yes I am fun at parties

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