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I like how we are ignoring the solar flares to argue about the units of measurement that were used to describe the satellite.
Finally I see the world burn
Damn. I read the article, I was hoping the solar flares would take us out, but as it turns out the 'beginning' mentioned was not that "the end is nigh" but rather that the mini satellite was only recently launched... Shit.. That means I still have to pay taxes...
Can anyone convert this to lightbulbs? We dont use here Harry Potter books for measurement
The true irony of everyone posting thinking this is from the US should look how the date is listed.
It's weaponised with the Rowling ray, once it shoots it target it makes them realise that they were gay all along. And/or Black, handicapped or non binary.
Harry potter book sized actually means two Harry potter books sized
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satellite the size of 2 harry potter books that weights 5 ½ turkeys and orbits earth at 17 burj khalifa altitude going at 300 dodge chargers at max speed each, detected solar flares 8 ⅓ saturns away that will reach earth in about 2x 4th of julys and will be as bright as at least 100 tesla cybertruck headlights and enough energy to power 100 million apple pro macbooks for as long as it takes 100 million fizzy drinks take to lose their fizz