What do you mean pretend? Do you all not have nipple laser cannons?
Why is she wearing padding in her bra?
just pretend you are not a piece of shit and actually someone important.
Remember. No Russian.
Shake it baby for extra damage.
And aim for the eyes !
One should also pretend to have a happy dog tail. Best combo
Friggin laser nips
To be fair. That seems to work.