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ahiddenlink

This is about as accurate as your average news article these days

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topbeat

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luckylukenukem

I hope when I die I’m surrounded by my beloved natural causes too :‘)

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toni_adi

"Send Brenda more life" .... my stomach hurts from laughter :)))))

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lostdreamernl

The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup. The dove fly. Fly is in sky. The dove drop something. The something on the pig. The pig disgusting. The pig rattle. Rattle with dove. The dove angry. The pig leave. The dove produce. Produce is chicken wing. With wing bark. No Quack.

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croatiancobra

Avid collector of dust should be new name for cocaine addicts

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firen2k9

I got a stroke reading that

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jrb28

Send more life.

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captain_jimmy

Hahaha, I'll post it in my FB story so lit!!!!!

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dimsumw0ng

read this a few years ago and i laugh, read this today and i almost believe it's real

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