(sad freedom noises)

İts amazing that fahrenheit is just different calculation of cel ious. There should be something like footballfield summer temp or sth.

Wait til they find about spedometers

I know its a joke but just to be clear: the word meter in thermometer means "to measure" not the distance. As in thermometer > heat measure-er

Thermoyards not feet.

Dont give ‘em the idea for a Fahrengauge

*heavy breathing intensifies*

God damn meters! Ahhh!!!!

Thats why they say “thermomitters” and not “thermo-meters.” They can’t even say it right.

The British too