Never again

true

And then when the robbers are fucking him in the ass he complains you're a useless dog

Same thing happens when I talk.

Unless the postman is berkowitz the danger is fine

Chihuahua:

Sometimes my dog bark for no reasons...maybe to show me that it is doing its job....or maybe it saw a damn ghost...

I was giving a tiny dog a treat because the owners of the dog said it will calm him down...he ended up biting my thumb and that shit hurt.

My dog was barking a lot one windy night. I kept telling him to shut up, thinking he was barking at the wind moving tree branches. The next morning, we found only one hen left in the hen house, and part of a carcass a short distance away. Probably feral dogs.

"Who is that? Is that the mailman I have been seeing for 4 years since I am a pup? DANGER!!!"