Rule 9035 of 9gag bylaws - noone has a wife. All are wizards.
dammmmmmit now i want one
This should have been your response to your wife after she got it for you:
That E make me uncomfortable
What a cash-grab product
Can you make a pdf with photos of the pages please?
I have the srt book and the whole hardback cover glows in the dark with every character in the series