I used to live in the Midwest, and I remember the annual Turtle migrations. You would see turtles everywhere... All walking in the same direction. They would be in the middle of the road, and if you hit them going too fast, it would blow out your tire. Sometimes a turtle would get kicked up by somebody's car tire, and go ballistic. This is not that uncommon
Why is the Mario Blue shell attacking Archer? Wait don't answer that, he's an asshole after all
Birds of pray carry them up in the air and let them fall down to rocks or streets to break the shell.....