Captain here 
Nicole Aniston
Deleting away

Looks like another attention starved bimbo to me.

Too bad she now filled her lips with plastic. her face now looks like a fucking duck.

If you know her, your childhood is still awesome

Whe you’re laying in bed and drop the phone on your head

Every. F**king. Time.

MY PIIIIIIE AFI'EII IIIIIIIESEIIELMIIIE 96M

It gave me a temperature warning

3,2,1... ...Contact

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Almost looks like a gast station toilet

9 1 Award  Your mama's dildo order was so big, it stopped global trade!

Are yo momma jokes still relevant?

"If 99% of people find you unattractive, then over 75 million people on earth still  find you attractive"  75 Million people:     ’ \  " ~ I don't even k'now who you are.  d0197 ‘ w 39 mll‘lon mmd people m the world  #22  F»

Give me more deductibles

Used Volvo V70 wagon for $20 mllllon Includes New York 'New York' vanity plate  4 unm  ,

You can have my Volvo for just $10 million.

7 things every kid needs to hear.

Tuyaa . mMncaHDvmaswi  Mom; ”Come Outside \ Got Groceries”  Me: