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Gaming nerds: you need to understand the deeper meaning behind the terms and phrases of the game  The “terms and phrases":

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FACTS ABOUT PAARTHURNAX  - His name means Ambition Overlord Cruelty, and dragon names deﬁne their personality.  - Despite ambitious, he could never be more than a number two.  - He did not aid the humans out of his own volition, he was called by Kyne who said humans could defeat Alduin, the number one.  - After Alduin's banishment all Nords knew the Thu'um and could take down dragons, so he ﬁnds the desolated Jurgen Windcaller who had just lost a battle in the Red Mountain and after that meeting, at the Throat of the World, Jurgen is convinced he lost because the Divines were punishing the Nords for using it (Despite the lost battle being against the Dwemer, who despised the Divines, and the Shimmer, who adored the Daedra. This conclusion also goes directly against Timber Septims wishes, the chosen of Akatoshi and a Divine himself, who created the Imperial College of The Voice).  - Jurgen's new hippie cult takes control of the teaching of the Thu'um, taking away from the Nords the ability to defeat dragons, and destroying the knowledge of the most dangerous shout to dragons, the Dragonrend. - Ambition Overlord knew Alduin was going to return someday, but also that a new Dragonborn would defeat him. He kept his cult around to aid the Dragonborn in his quest, so the only dragon stronger than him would be defeated.  - Ambition Overlord contradicts himself while speaking, he claims to have overcame his nature but at the same time that he struggles against it everyday.  - After Alduin's defeat he makes it clear he is rounding up all the dragons under his name.  - Unlike Ambition Overlord, the Dragonborn is mortal and soon will pass away, after that the only ones left with the knowledge to defeat dragons are a small hippie cult who loves dragons. Even if a new dragonborn is born in the future, he will not know the Thu'um.  - Paarthurnax is literally a giant number two.

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Corona messed up my sleep schedule so now I'm awake until sunrise

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A good dragon is a dead dragon

Is this what you want you filthy dweebs

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