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jaxxlack

Haha "party" 500dollar invite

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immortal_memory

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scroogewtf

Went to a restaurant once with my friend, and we were drinking when the owner came in, we started talking to the owner and made friends with him, he drank with us untill it was time to close the restaurant, he said he had a surprise, closed the shutter from the inside like 3/4th of the shutter, called his receptionist/cashier lady, absolute gorgeous and had big tiddies, and without saying a word she understood, starts taking off her clothes and gave everyone of us a lap dance and she made me drink the whiskey from between her tits while she was pouring it.

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jarekkasan

10 000 STDs

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aizec

Is this porn?

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geh_pepe

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siwyj

Plot twist - it's ladyboy.

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huntersnail

Congrats. Now let's see her relationship with her father

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demtorrents

I half-expected a ballsack to make a cameo

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snorcs

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