Are you gonna help me or not

One can only wish

After 23 years of marriage, 2 minutes into Netflix and sleeping like a bag of potatoes she's like...

Try that when I'm watching the Lord of the Rings Trilogy

then she's the ONE :(

is this "she" with us in the room right now?

Ah yea the annoying gf that want segs all the time.i aure familiar with that problem Because i do segs all the time with my female gf Many many aegs

My ex wouldn’t watch anything but NCIS while playing word games on her phone. At the time it was sometimes boring and awkward but now that we’re not together anymore, I’d love to watch NCIS with her while she does word games on her phone.

The way cat looks at the camera