You know how you got that dent in your head? Your mom was a stand-up comedian, but the jokes she delivered all fell flat.
OP you made my month.... thanks
Oh yeah!? Well YO momma so fat she work in an elevator. As the counterweight.
Hey, don't blame my mom, that is my own fault ;_;
Your mom is so dumb, she got run over by a parked car.
Oof ... That's a new one
Your mom is so ugly her portraits hang themselves
A ioke ?
It took 7 months, but she made a best joke ever (: