Santa looks different
Dutch Santa is called Sinterklaas. We always gave Sinterklaas a Schnapps instead of a bottle of milk. And a banana for Black Pete!
This is sad
Santa is probably pissing for the rest of the year
OP's mother looks stunning here!
hoe hoe hoe
Looks like my wife after a simple massage
That Santa could drink my milk as well
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