Dutch Santa is called Sinterklaas. We always gave Sinterklaas a Schnapps instead of a bottle of milk. And a banana for Black Pete!

Santa is probably pissing for the rest of the year

Looks like my wife after a simple massage

santa drinking his 1,358,536th glass of milk for the night

Hey.... that's not milk!

Now thats art!

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